Because nothing says a strong, united America like these two soft, old, rich, white guys.

Gotta give it to The Bulwark, no matter how many times they get embarrassed they keep on coming back for me.

David Reaboi had the same reaction we did, only his was funnier:

Totally on the pulse of Americans everywhere.

Eleventy BILLION dollars.


Bill Kristol, Tom Nichols, and both Bloomberg’s and Romney’s parents if they are living.

Like ketchup on mac n cheese. Totally.

Ain’t that the truth?