As we all know, Amazon is near and dear to Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez’s evil little socialist heart, and what better way to let her know that tweeps are thinking of her on #PrimeDay than building an entire thread of Amazon goods she might be interested in purchasing.
OMG, this editor giggled a lot reading this. Granted, it’s later in the day so it could be that she’s read SO much stupid that everything is funny at this point but we digress.
— Federalist Musket?? (@Patriot_Musket) July 15, 2019
Such a giver.
— Federalist Musket?? (@Patriot_Musket) July 15, 2019
Now THAT’S a steal!
40% off drinking fountains. pic.twitter.com/SosqPOgtO3
— Federalist Musket?? (@Patriot_Musket) July 15, 2019
*dead*
25% off rubber bullets. pic.twitter.com/93ekeg2SoZ
— Federalist Musket?? (@Patriot_Musket) July 15, 2019
Oooh, wonder if these rubber bullets come in pink.
Hehe.
Are they single shot or automatic bullets?
— patrickmclemore (@patrickmclemor2) July 15, 2019
I think they're exploding bullets. ?
— Fatwa Arbuckle (@FatwaArbuckle) July 15, 2019
Whoa. Great price!
— Federalist Musket?? (@Patriot_Musket) July 15, 2019
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Now you’re talking.
— Denny Loggins (@DennyLoggins) July 15, 2019
— Tryx™️? (@Tryxt3rocks) July 15, 2019
Happy shopping, AOC!
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