Welp, it certainly seems to be raining crap all over creepy p*rn lawyer … wait, sorry … celebrity lawyer Michael Avenatti. And gosh, golly, and gee, we can’t imagine this dumpster fire of a PR disaster happening to a more deserving fella.
Man, when you’ve lost Leftist rags like POLITICO?
Michael Avenatti’s cable TV bookings have dwindled. He was uninvited from one prominent Democratic event and skipped out on another. Now his highest-profile client is bringing new allegations against him.
In just a matter of weeks, Avenatti’s fortunes have taken a nosedive, rapidly downshifting him from 2020 presidential prospect to political pariah.
Political pariah. OUCH.
James Woods saw this article and tried to be supportive and helpful – sorta:
— James Woods (@RealJamesWoods) December 2, 2018
HA HA HA HA HA.
Look at James, being all helpful and stuff. Surely Michael appreciated his offer?
You are a clown and someone who has significant sexual assault issues lurking in his background. I’ve previously heard from 2 women with credible allegations. I’m very much looking forward to bringing those cases and showing the world what a pervert you really are Jimbo.
— Michael Avenatti (@MichaelAvenatti) December 2, 2018
Gosh, he seems super sensitive about a GoFundMe.
Lighten up, Francis.
Michael, you have bigger fish to fry. Have a sense of humor. It’s just Twitter, bud. C’mon. Relax. Seriously. Take a joke with a smile. https://t.co/PtuGPOCXEn
— James Woods (@RealJamesWoods) December 3, 2018
Hey, we laughed.
Dude seriously needs to quit the self-righteous act. It doesn’t look good on anyone, especially someone like him.
— RebekahLeigh (@RebekahLeigh79) December 3, 2018
Michael should probably put the Twitter down, he’s not doing himself any favors. Wait, on second thought, tweet MORE Mikey!
He seems to have only one card to play and it’s not a winner.
— dblight (@dblight) December 3, 2018
#CreepyPornLawyer calling someone else a clown… Sheesh
— mike holton (@xarmynsdq) December 3, 2018
Michael is the Titanic filled with hydrogen and going down in flames, he’s a double disaster in slow motion.
— Brian Lerias (@lerias1968) December 3, 2018
And the Democrats OWN HIM.
Good luck with that.