We’re not sure which is more amazing, that Newsweek wrote an entire story about straight women and gay men preferring muscular wealthy men or that anyone would have ever really thought otherwise.
— Peetey (@PeeteySDee) November 20, 2018
Showing gender roles aren’t progressing …
Almost like nature isnâ€™t affected by claims by some nutcases with a gender studies degree. https://t.co/Nfd8JSnq2b
— Brandon Morse (@TheBrandonMorse) November 20, 2018
Right? Almost like there’s something to that whole idea of, ‘Survival of the Fittest.’
You mean poor, puny guys arenâ€™t a catch? Huge if true.
— Joseph (@RealappraiserSC) November 20, 2018
OMG! We’re super shocked.
They say that like it's a bad thing.
— WhiggedOut (@RandomNewsFeedT) November 20, 2018
— Gege (@Pomquat) November 20, 2018
Not the Onion?
— Small Metal Owl (@SmallMetalOwl) November 20, 2018
— Jonathan Schafer (@jschaf01) November 20, 2018
We are almost as shocked by this as we are the fact that John Kasich’s dad was a mailman.
The more I stare at it, the funnier it gets.
— Barley & Beans (@BarleyAndBeans) November 20, 2018
Scientist have just discovered that water is a somewhat wet substance.
— officer sweetchuck (@sweetchuck187) November 20, 2018
Well, color us shocked.
It's almost… almost like…
I don't know.
For some reason I'm thinking about biology, evolution, animals…
— Huey, Louie and the Fake News (@RococosBasilisk) November 20, 2018
The world may never know.