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Heap BIG WHOOP! Elizabeth Warren releases DNA to prove she's THIS MUCH Native American and OMG-LOL

Trump finally drove Elizabeth Warren crazy enough to release her DNA.

That, or she’s likely running in 2020 and figured out that lying about her heritage wasn’t such a great look.

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Yes, she is … well sorta.

As much as most Americans can likely claim.

From the Daily Beast:

Sen. Elizabeth Warren has taken the extraordinary step of releasing DNA test results that provide “strong evidence” that she has Native American ancestry, the Boston Globe reports.

Extraordinary step.

Alrighty then.

The analysis of Warren’s DNA was reportedly done by Carlos D. Bustamante, a Stanford University professor, and shows that she had a Native American in her family tree dating back six to 10 generations.

Six to 10 generations. LOL.

We’re not sure this really helped Liz’s case.

But DNA!

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Would she have qualified for the education monies if they knew her heritage was this minute?

Not at all.

She would have been better off not releasing her DNA.

Seriously.

Ugh, we can’t even think ahead that far yet.

It’s gonna be LIT!

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Sad but true.


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