It is just us or does it seem like more and more people are actually NOT looking forward to the State of the Union address tonight? Granted, people have been grumbling about this spectacle for far longer than Trump has been president, but this year people seem even less interested in watching.
That being said, Iowahawk wrote the shortest, sweetest and maybe the BEST SOTU address ever … he should send it to Trump:
Here's a good SOTU address: "There is nothing wrong with this nation that can't be made better by cancelling this idiotic made-for-TV clownshow. Go home and may God have mercy on your soul."
— David Burge (@iowahawkblog) January 30, 2018
Part of the annoyance of this year’s address is the amount of drama and nonsense the Democrats are planning; between nobodies in Hollywood holding their own SOTU to Kirsten Gillibrand bringing the mayor of Puerto Rico, it’s going to be a serious sh*tshow.
It's like voluntarily watching an elementary school play when you don't have a kid in it
— David Burge (@iowahawkblog) January 30, 2018
Nailed it.
Needs Monkeys.
No mention of Monkeys!— Billy Joe Remarkable, Ockham's Cheese Grater (@Harry_Bergeron) January 30, 2018
And cowbell, we GOTTA have more cowbell.
I hope he does it the Oval Office via YouTube.
— baldilocks — Boomer and Retired Cold Warrior (@JulietteAkinyi) January 30, 2018
Trump should just tweet the whole damn speech and be done with it.
That last line is Gucci
— AC (@notthatnitsua) January 30, 2018
#sayFUtoSOTU pic.twitter.com/LXiiBtqeew
— Marie Arf (@schwingcat) January 30, 2018
— ?It's?Almost ⛄️Christmas? (@jtLOL) January 30, 2018
It’s gonna be a fiasco.
Yay.
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