What IS it about progressives that make them want to take the joy and fun out of every damn thing?
Seriously, why can’t they just leave Thanksgiving alone? Don’t like the tradition? Don’t agree with America being awesome? Hate people in general and hang out with cats only? FINE. But leave the rest of us alone.
Luckily their efforts only succeeded in giving us a bunch of tweets to make fun of; here are the top 10 (or worst 10) tweets from losers trying to ruin Thanksgiving:
10.
Ruin Thanksgiving in four words. Ready? Go.
— George Takei (@GeorgeTakei) November 23, 2017
George was trying to do it on PURPOSE.
9.
This is my annual Thanksgiving reminder: don't ruin your family gathering by discussing politics.
Do it by bringing up religion.
— Drew Dyck (@drewdyck) November 23, 2017
8.
Try having the difficult conversations today. The only requirement for expressing an opinion is being fully informed. Fuck being sweet and silent.
— Lauren Duca (@laurenduca) November 23, 2017
Or you know, don’t and just try and enjoy a day and a meal with your family?
7.
A reminder: Even with Trump gone 56% of Native American women will still experience sexual violence. Women of color are more often penalized for reporting domestic violence and economic vulnerability makes undocumented women more vulnerable to sexual predators. #MeToo #HerToo
— Alyssa Milano (@Alyssa_Milano) November 23, 2017
Happy Thanksgiving to you too, Alyssa.
6.
Especially thankful today for my rugged good looks.
— Michael Ian Black (@michaelianblack) November 23, 2017
Dude, yuck.
5.
#ThankfulFor the Affordable Care Act, which ensures million Americans who have pre-existing conditions have access to affordable care.
— Kamala Harris (@KamalaHarris) November 23, 2017
Affordable. EL OH EL. On what planet?
4.
This year, I'm thankful for the millions of brave women, lgbtq, immigrants, and their allies who are about to "ruin" Thanksgiving dinner by calling out the bigotry and ignorance of their relatives while passing the stuffing.
Bring the fight home, my lovelies.
— Patrick S. Tomlinson (@stealthygeek) November 22, 2017
This eff’ing guy.
3.
Holidays must be a blast at Joe's house pic.twitter.com/PpQ4rrkA7r
— Jason (@CounterMoonbat) November 23, 2017
It’s your civic duty to ruin Thanksgiving? Umm … no.
2.
Do you have a relative who's a trump supporter? Be a good #American and dump the cranberry sauce in their lap. Ruin them khakis. Happy Thanksgiving!
— Paul Brittain (@PaulBrittain3) November 23, 2017
And finally, at number 1:
THANKSGIVING GAME: nobody gets pie until you go around the table & everyone has to say "climate change is real"
— Aparna Nancherla (@aparnapkin) November 23, 2017
Giving thanks that NONE of these people were at our Thanksgiving dinner table.
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