HARDY-YAR-YARRRRR: Iowahawk WOKE tweets on #TweetLikeAPirateDay, wins Twitter

Every once in awhile you need to take a break from political Twitter and have a laugh at social media in general …

Of course Iowahawk is gifted and capable of using non-political tags to make political jokes that break the Internet, like this one:

#TalkLikeAWokePirateDay pic.twitter.com/QSVHC3YFkK

— David Burge (@iowahawkblog) September 19, 2017

We see what you did there.

The look on her face is PERFECT with that hat.

#TalkLikeAWokePirateDay aye matey, end booty shaming

— David Burge (@iowahawkblog) September 19, 2017

Arrr!

#TalkLikeAWokePirateDay Buccaneerness is a spectrum arrr

— David Burge (@iowahawkblog) September 19, 2017

Hrm … arrr?

#TalkLikeAWokePirateDay mutiny against the piratarchy, arrr

— David Burge (@iowahawkblog) September 19, 2017

This one is our fave. YARR!

Today is 'Talk like a Pirate' day. This pseudo-holiday needs to be moved to April 15th to celebrate REAL plundering pirates.

— Michael Openshaw (@mopenshaw) September 19, 2017

We like where this guy’s head is at.

This ought to be interesting… ?

— Doubting Thomas (@OutrageDenied) September 19, 2017

Yarrr! Th’ Democrats be sucking eggs, matey!

We pillage, we plunder, we rifle and loot to bring down the patriarchy, yo ho #TalkLikeAWokePirateDay

— Ben Shapiro (@benshapiro) September 19, 2017

Yo. Ho.

Wait, is that sexist?

#TalkLikeAWokePirateDay pic.twitter.com/VZofUTBoHj

— Steven McMillin (@Steveomac73) September 19, 2017

Ok, now we’re just getting silly.

Which is what makes Twitter bearable most days.

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