USA Today had to know tweeting about Hillary trying to decide on a name for her memoir was just BEGGING for mocking, especially from Conservative Twitter.
Hillary Clinton is still deciding on a title for her new memoir. https://t.co/k5Xe6kufM5
— USA TODAY (@USATODAY) June 2, 2017
So it’s no surprise that kind, giving, creative, thoughtful Conservatives went out of their way to send Hillary some ideas for the title of her memoir because that’s what we do on the right … we HELP.
Heh.
Here are some of the best:
"It Takes a Villain" #HillaryMemoirTitles https://t.co/e3Y7hE0ZrT
— Caleb Howe (@CalebHowe) June 2, 2017
50 Points Ahead – In My Mind, Forever #HillaryMemoirTitles https://t.co/9rDI6zQh2I
— Rick Canton (@RickCanton) June 2, 2017
The cover art for this would be hilarious.
How about "Cheaters never prosper"
or
"American voters are smarter than I thought"
or
"Drat those Deplorables"— Kevin Flynn (@OregonFlynn) June 2, 2017
No One Likes Me.
— Christie (@RepRepublic) June 2, 2017
Nonfiction, yup.
How To Cry When You're A Reptile #HillaryMemoirTitles https://t.co/9rDI6zQh2I
— Rick Canton (@RickCanton) June 2, 2017
How about "I was rejected and it's everyone else's fault"
— mark gab.ai (@vidiotfl) June 2, 2017
Misogyny!
"I Should Have Won By 50 Points & It's All Your Fault" https://t.co/sDVu3T8xkS
— The Right Wing M (@TheRightWingM) June 2, 2017
At this point, what difference does it make ¯_(ツ)_/¯ https://t.co/ZL9gT5XaLN
— deb4liberty (@deb4liberty) June 2, 2017
"I did the best but @DNC failed me"
— Karina n Taylor (@KarinanTaylor23) June 2, 2017
*snort*
I loathe Wisconsin
— Scurrilous Dog (@Scottymcmahon22) June 2, 2017
She doesn’t appear to know WHERE Wisconsin is honestly.
Benghazi and a Bathroom Server: How I Married Up and Pissed It Away
— Paul Jakubowski (@Paul_J9) June 2, 2017
"Schlonged"
— DeeBird (@DwbirdDee) June 2, 2017
HEY, the editor working on this article ALMOST lost coffee out her nose … hope you’re happy with yourself.
"325 People and Organizations That Caused Me To Lose the Election"
— Roy (@RoyHamilton7) June 2, 2017
"Like with a cloth?"
— Roy Nouis (@RoyNouis) June 2, 2017
Close, But No Cigar (A Clinton Story)
— Ramani (@Ramani33_) June 2, 2017
Ok, that’s enough … EL OH EL.
Conservatives really are the best.
Related:
The Queen speaks! Hillary Clinton blasts Trump’s ‘historic mistake’ on #ParisAgreement https://t.co/KvOpRMmFo4
— Twitchy Team (@TwitchyTeam) June 2, 2017