Dude had a note? Surely the media will report that it was planted on him or something because we all know, even though ISIS claimed responsibility, that it couldn’t possibly have been about Islam.

We all know it’s always the freakin’ Amish, right?

A note in fact defending an Islamic State group.

Oh yeah?! Well that note is Islamaphobic! So there!

YEAH! Quit picking on that OMITTED group.

Wait, could it have been the Mormons? And here we were blaming the Amish again … our bad.


Of course it’s unclear.

This is the AP we’re talking about here.