Seriously, Democrats are going to HATE this USA Today opinion piece on Neil Gorsuch.

And this pleases us, greatly.

The fact this opinion piece comes from USA Today is hilarious … ALMOST as hilarious as the shiznit-fit the Left likely threw internally when one of their own betrayed them!

From the USA Today Opinion:

Gorsuch’s credentials are impeccable: Columbia, Harvard, Oxford, federal and Supreme Court clerkships and a decade on the federal appeals bench. He received a “well-qualified” rating, the highest available, from the American Bar Association. On principles and independence, he has gotten an array of glowing references, including from some Democrats and liberals. Extensive vetting has unearthed no hint of personal scandal.

As for his judicial philosophy, the 49-year-old judge from Colorado would not be on our short list for the high court. While in the broad mainstream, he veers too close to the right bank for our taste, particularly on issues involving discrimination, government protection of the powerless and, presumably, reproductive rights. But he is no fire-breathing extremist.

In other words, Dick Durbin, Chuck Schumer, Elizabeth Warren and Dianne Feinstein need to SUCK IT UP.

Indeed.

Waaaaah! Garbledy gook and blah!

Democrats, make zero sense.

Apparently Charles C. W. Cooke is a jackass whisperer.

Who knew watching a SCOTUS confirmation could be so entertaining?

*popcorn*


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