Wait, you mean Illinois rejected an Obama holiday?

There’s just one word for that …

Totally.

Please don’t give them any ideas.

Wait. Maybe? Hrm … gotta think about this one. Suppose if the people who rejected the bill were women, but then again feminists say women can’t be sexist.

Too much thinking.

They just hand those things out like candy anyway, so why not?

*Sad Obama trombone*