Using Elmo to guilt people out of tax dollars … keep it classy, Lefties.

Sorry muppet, ain’t nobody buying it:

Ummm right?

Elmo and the Sesame Street brand make millions of dollars every year, so really this rationale (while surely it cracked a Lefty or two up) is stupid. Forget that it would be HBO firing him, not President Grump.

Silly Lefties, they just don’t understand how most things work.


Wait, we probably don’t want to give the Left any hashtag ideas.

He does look a little like Sam the Eagle:



Elmo makes way more than the average American whom he just so happens to be begging for money.

How very typical.


Irony spotters have a field day with PBS campaign to keep federal funds flowing