Dear Women’s March,

Thank you from the bottom of our hearts for giving us so many wonderful things to write about.

Serio.

Your friends at Twitchy

Doc Thompson is at it again with yet another spectacular hashtag.

People were more than happy to help with #WomensMarchStatistics; here are some of the best:

Please note, we didn’t say it … HE did.

Sprinkled donuts are the work of the PATRIARCHY!

Meep.

MATH IS A TOOL OF OPPRESSION AND MUST BE STOPPED.

Actual stat, yes.

Please note, women who are actually oppressed were not able to attend.

And even more sammiches went unmade. *cries*

Lots of crocs.

Editor’s note: When we went to pull tweets for this article, the same “error” we received from Twitter last week when we covered the #RenameMillionWomenMarch came up, and many of the tweets were not available unless we searched specifically. We’re not saying Twitter is censoring the tag, but we are kinda sorta totally implying it, heh.


Related:

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