George Lopez is moving out.

Hey, at least he’s keeping his promise. Others like Lena Dunham and Chelsea Handler totally went back on theirs and are staying put. Not Lopez, although he won’t say where he’s moving to, and here’s why:

“I’ll give him (Trump) a chance to suck my ass,” Lopez said. “Listen man, I’m in escrow so don’t worry about my residential status. I’m already in escrow, motherfucker. And I’m not going to tell you where I’m going to go because it will drive up real estate prices ’cause by the end of the year no one’s gonna wanna be here.”

Classy, right?

As you can imagine, Twitter wasn’t overly sad to see Lopez go …

See, simple.

Awww, we see what you did there.


Awww, this person sorta sang their farewell. How sweet.


Will be interesting to see if any of his Hollywood counterparts keep their promise.

Looking at you, Cher.