Wait WUT? State Dept needs HOW many years (yes, years) to review Hillary's emails?

And to think, the FBI supposedly went through 650,000 emails in nine days … but the State Dept. apparently moves WAY more slowly.

Hillary says thanks, y’all.

State Department asks court for five years to review deleted Clinton emails https://t.co/McUeSaaZra pic.twitter.com/m3SmFGzob0

— Washington Examiner (@dcexaminer) November 8, 2016

Five years seems pretty convenient, especially if you’re of the mind that whomever wins this election will only have the one four-year-term before they’re ousted. Truly, between the two most unpopular candidates EVER, one could safely assume we’re looking at a short-timer no matter who wins.

they can't do it in 9 days? I heard somewhere they could do thousands and clear people in that time.

— Todd974?? (@blankman9502) November 8, 2016

Tsk tsk, that was the FBI, not the State Department. Or something.

https://twitter.com/vito6491/status/796047734683959296

It would be hilarious if it wasn’t so absolutely pathetic that this is what so-called justice looks like at the federal level.

Five years?!