Quick, Michelle Obama wants you to vote for Hillary, EARLY.

Before more emails come out … or the FBI indicts her.

Either way.

HA! She and Barack voted early for Hillary … not because they believe in her just that much, but because they needed to get the votes in before Hillary started wearing her favorite new orange outfit.

Why else would Democrats be in such a hurry for people to vote? Doesn’t a vote cast on the actual day of the election matter as much as one cast earlier?

Hrm.

That one had to hurt, right ‘Chelle?

Democrats will vote for anyone, as long as they’re not a Republican.

Duh.

Probably. See above.

Bingo.