Worried about who to vote for in November? NEVER FEAR! Iowahawk has the best suggestion yet …
I encourage everyone to go to the polls in November and write yourself in. #You2016
— David Burge (@iowahawkblog) October 2, 2016
See, Burge really IS with you. And why not, you’re you, and you should be proud of being you. Right?
@iowahawkblog I want my face on the cover of Time.
— Rightward Therapist (@coninexile) October 2, 2016
Sounds fair. Do you want it to be a cartoon where you’re melting or some other more complimentary photo?
Hrm … wait, this brings up a good point though. Running for president is NO fun because someone, somewhere always hates you. So do you really want to vote for you?
This is officially getting complicated.
@iowahawkblog will do pic.twitter.com/prCRUzLJGI
— Sewardesque (@Sewardesque) October 2, 2016
By choosing yourself you can put that knife down, youngster. Yay!
@iowahawkblog no way, I'm writing *you* in #Iowahawk2016
— Mike (@mherlhy0816) October 2, 2016
This is actually an even better idea. It’s been a long while since we actually had a president who understands politics, the Constitution and still has a sense of humor. We like it. #Iowahawk2016.
@iowahawkblog thanks I've had a good year
— Sean (@SeanWats) October 2, 2016
Sean, you really have. That one thing you did with that one person in that one town that one time? DUDE, epic.
@iowahawkblog If I win can I have Britney Spears for VP? #HA!
— Kanye_Trump (@Barack_McBush) October 2, 2016
WIN! And why not, she’d be just as good as Weld or Jill Stein’s guy, who we can never remember.
@iowahawkblog #KyloRen2016 pic.twitter.com/mTapfo8jT7
— (((Aharon White))) (@filmfresser) October 2, 2016
But is he running as Kylo or Ben? This will be an important factor for the Star Wars demographic – that and this can get tricky because some Star Wars people don’t like the new stories and prefer the traditional take.
Yes, we are dorks, carry on.
