Even though John Kerry insists AC is actually more dangerous, ISIS (aka the JV team) beheaded a priest in Normandy today …

Luckily we don’t have to worry.

And after all, this is Obama’s favorite saying, right?



They are! DOWN WITH AC!

Right? All of those refrigerators running around, killing innocent people. We must stop them.

Absolutely. Every time ISIS hears Obama or someone in his administration say this they take their suicide vests off and adopt puppies. Yup.

Yeah, us too.