So says the Master of Horror …

Ya’ don’t say.

Enter Bob Owens with a dose of reality, or what Stephen King might recognize as nonfiction.

Wait, you mean King is wrong? Get outta here.

Liberals never tire of the sound of their own voice … or the tweets of their own Twitter.

Guessing nah.

He’s Stephen King silly! He doesn’t need proof!

On the other hand, maybe King should stick with writing fiction, nonfiction doesn’t appear to be his strong point.