Vox is gonna Vox but c’mon man!

This just did not work out the way Vox’s German Lopez thought it would.

Like, at all.

Gonna go out on a limb and say 99.999999% of people aren’t masturbating during a work call on Zoom.

Okay, maybe 99.9999998% but still.

Wait, did he just compare masturbating on a Zoom call to mass incarceration?

Huh?

It is pretty damn creepy.

We assume he’s talking about the activity Toobin did on-camera … and no, most people do NOT do that.

‘Nuff said.

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