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The Snark Is Strong With This One: JD Vance Echoes His Boss With EPIC Troll of CNN and Politico


Let it never be said that Vice President JD Vance doesn't know how to troll the left — particularly the media — as well as anyone. 

After all, he is the apprentice to the best in the business. Not since Obi-Wan Kenobi handed Luke Skywalker a lightsaber has there been a more outstanding master-student pairing. 

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As Twitchy reported earlier, President Trump showed up at the UN General Assembly today with some hilarious snark directed at CNN and Kaitlin Collins

HA! As Michael Scott would say, "BOOM ... roasted!" 

But the young Padawan Vance was not going to let himself be outdone by the old man. 

Appearing in the White House to talk about the work of his Anti-Fraud Task Force, Vance dropped a photon torpedo-level zinger on CNN and Politico — neither outlet, of course, being in the room after the President gave them the heave-ho and revoked their "reporters'" press passes

This wasn't the first time this week that Vance took on the lying legacy media. Yesterday, he broke out the puppets and crayons to explain that no media outlets are banned from covering the White House. They merely no longer have special access and privileges. 

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But, as Dr. Oz's reaction to Vance's joke can attest, this was definitely Vance's funniest retort to media outlets that hate him and his boss. 

And there couldn't possibly be a more deserving target. 

Lest anyone forget, the legacy media wasn't any more honest in covering Vance during the 2024 campaign than they have been in covering Trump for the past decade. 

LOL. 

We're not sure which is more embarrassing: their fawning over the cringeworthy Tim Walz, or their laziness in repeating all the same phrases to describe both Walz and Vance. 

Ooh, that would have been the chef's kiss.

Why not troll former (alleged) President Biden while he's at it? Not to mention the humiliating way the legacy media covered up for his mental decline for four years. 

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No lie detected. 

Trump can even lend them the back of his garbage truck for an even better setting for their "reporting."

That was our favorite part, too. 

Judging by their viewership, readership, and overall audience, CNN and Politico have been talking only to themselves for a long time.

On a more serious note, Vance's joke takes on even more importance when we realize that no one in the legacy media, least of all CNN or Politico, is covering all of the fraud that the Vice President's task force has exposed since its inception. 

But sure. They're just "honest journalists."

Uh-huh. 

There's simply no way the legacy media is going to win this fight with Jedi Troll Masters like President Trump and Vice President Vance. 

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They're not even the evil Empire. They're more like Salacious Crumb, the little lizard creature who sat at Jabba the Hutt's feet. 

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