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Sit This One Out, Slick: Gavin Newsom Tries to Hop on the Trump 'Authoritarian' Bandwagon


There are some subjects that certain people should simply avoid altogether. For instance, Jim Cramer should never be allowed to offer stock tips. Paul Krugman should never mention the Internet again.

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And California Gov. Gavin Newsom should forever keep the word "authoritarian" out of his mouth, unless he is mentioning it as he signs his confession. 

This week, the legacy media is playing their favorite role, that of the heroic victim. Ever since they found out that there are consequences for their continued lies about the Trump administration, namely being booted out of the White House, they have been screeching about the President being a tyrant (even though they never said a word when Presidents Obama and Biden did much worse), and how courageous they all are for "resisting" him. 

In other words, as always, they haven't learned a single thing. 

But the irony got thicker than the San Francisco Bay morning fog when Newsom decided to step into the fight last night, decrying the President as an "authoritarian."

This is the same man who arrested people for going to the beach during COVID, filled outdoor skateparks with sand, and ordered everyone else to stay home while he dined out with his rich friends at The French Laundry. 

Just last year, the man tried to ban memes. MEMES!

Independent journalist Nick Shirley knows all too well who Newsom is, and delivered a solid ratio telling the governor exactly that. 

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Hmm. It seems to us that the "Nick Shirley Law" violates freedom of the press far more than telling activists disguised as journalists that they must file their stories from outside the White House. 

But maybe that's just us.

Newsom is desperately trying to memory hole and whitewash his COVID record, but nobody is buying what he's attempting to sell. 

Director Justine Bateman, a California resident, also has firsthand experience with Newsom's authoritarianism — and corruption. 

He'll have that membership card for life. 

That guy sounds pretty terrifying. We hope Newsom never meets him in a dark alley. 

LOL. "Sparkle Ken." 

We like that one.

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"Insufferable peacock." 

Our favorite part about covering what that Newsom says is the creative epithets everyone comes up with to describe him.  

OK, maybe "jacka**" isn't the most creative nickname, but it still works. 

Oops! 

As always, it's (D)ifferent when Newsom (D)oes it.

And it is no surprise that he has no idea what "state-run media" is either. 

... from the press pool — outlets that still exist, still publish, and already sued. 

You run the state with the worst homelessness, the highest cost of living, and a law that targets people who expose fraud. Fix California before you lecture anyone about authoritarianism.

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Or, you know, he could just shut up and give everyone's ears a break. 

See? That guy gets it. 

"Absolute preening fraud." 

Yet another great nickname. 

Yep. It sure is. 

HAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHA! 

OOF! 

Maybe using COVID terminology will resonate with Newsom, since he embraced that tyranny like a California vagrant embraces his free handouts

It got so bad for Newsom, even leftists were dunking on him. 

Twitchy has covered the Paramount-Warner Brothers merger elsewhere, but, as usual, the left is all wrong about the deal. 

But they're getting as fed up with Newsom as conservatives and independents, even if for the wrong reasons. 

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It's good to see that there is still at least one area where the left, right, and center can find agreement ...

Gavin Newsom should just STFU. 

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