Sometimes, Twitchy readers, the jokes just write themselves.
We could spend whole paragraphs detailing the long and sordid history of Bill and Hillary Clinton, but we trust that you are already aware of every gory detail if you are reading this, from Whitewater to Epstein Island and beyond.
Instead, we'll get right to the point and bask in the hilarity of the job posting that recently surfaced from the Clinton Foundation, courtesy of The New York Post:
Clintons seeking intern with 'high level of discretion' at global foundation https://t.co/tJq1By8dHJ pic.twitter.com/Bfe0ZDrRVt
— New York Post (@nypost) August 30, 2026
Yes, you read that correctly.
The woman who will never be President is looking for an unpaid intern, one with a high level of discretion. Also, the former President is looking for a "staff assistant" (no pun intended).
There was no mention in the job posting about whether the position requires a blue dress and an intimate familiarity with cigartistry.
The unpaid intern will work for Hillary Clinton’s office on Madison Avenue in NYC. The position requires a “high level of professionalism and discretion,” according to a posting on DayBook.
Former President Bill Clinton’s team at the foundation, meanwhile, is after a “special projects associate” to help with somewhat similar tasks ...
... One commenter joked that the position is with the former first lady’s office because, “you can’t offer ‘internships with Bill Clinton’ anymore.”
The Post also notes that while the Clinton Foundation boasts a $300 million endowment, the "special projects associate" (Yikes!) offers a salary of only $50,000-$55,000 a year ... in New York City.
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That seems awfully low given the "work" that may be required.
I know an intern with some experience. https://t.co/Rc6NNnCJZO pic.twitter.com/wYw74rgdb3
— Planet Of Memes (@PlanetOfMemes) August 30, 2026
HA!
We nearly spat out our drink when we read the book title.
That job is going to suck. Did I say that out loud? https://t.co/YIKohva80W
— Andrew Wilkow (@WilkowMajority) August 30, 2026
OK, that time we DEFINITELY spat out our drink, Shaquille-style.
WANTED: Intern with a high level of discretion; must like cocktail dresses and cigars. Good dry cleaner a plus. pic.twitter.com/auukjG5H8a
— 𝕿𝖍𝖊 𝕮𝖚𝖑𝖙𝖚𝖗𝖊 𝖂𝖆𝖗𝖗𝖎𝖔𝖗 🇺🇸🇮🇪🇬🇧 (@VetWarrior76) August 30, 2026
Also must be willing to be labeled as a member of a "vast right-wing conspiracy."
Imagine late night TV ignoring this .. but they will https://t.co/KAOPClTvLi
— Christian Toto (@HollywoodInToto) August 30, 2026
Oh, Kimmel won't touch it. (Again, no pun intended.) Neither will SNL. Because they aren't comedy shows.
But we can't wait for Greg Gutfeld to get a hold of this one.
Uh, It's a suicide mission if you do it. https://t.co/jrl7buGQMl
— Pain23 (@Pain235517) August 30, 2026
https://t.co/hpNDrjM5I1 pic.twitter.com/kxi7895mgY
— 𝐌𝐞𝐫𝐜𝐮𝐫𝐲 (@reciprocity_1) August 30, 2026
Given the inherent risks of working for Mrs. Clinton or her husband, we think the internship should at least be a paid one ... and offer a quality life insurance policy.
Yeah, but who covers the dry-cleaning costs? 😏 pic.twitter.com/awmZNGLloX
— Daily Banter (@DailyBanterMeme) August 30, 2026
Don't use the Linda Tripp Laundromat!
— The Highviëwan M.D. (@FlueyKung) August 30, 2026
Meep.
Bill puts the ‘in’ in “intern.” https://t.co/1dd7CBwG8h
— Kurt Schlichter (@KurtSchlichter) August 30, 2026
Does that depend on what the definition of "in" is?
https://t.co/BSU98IVoyo pic.twitter.com/9sZCArPbBy
— Brian Doherty (@BDOH) August 30, 2026
You can't make that gesture around Hillary. She'll take it as marching orders.
https://t.co/KNcvQFrS8D pic.twitter.com/oPe3urdWSd
— Mom’s Right (@ex_lefty) August 30, 2026
He is seeking a humidor, @BillClinton
— Rick Addante, PhD (@RickAddante) August 30, 2026
Ill bet they are... pic.twitter.com/MSwTrT0H08
— Knox Savage (@Rabbitturd1) August 30, 2026
Sounds like something you'd read on the Bee 😂 https://t.co/fzbLb1xjcg
— Rocky Mountain Red 🇺🇸 Trump 2024 (@RockyMtRed) August 30, 2026
The Babylon Bee can't keep up with this level of parody.
Especially when this story is not parody.
Don't Don't It!!! 😂 pic.twitter.com/R0nTwUj9Si
— Jax Brickhouse (@BrickhouseJax) August 30, 2026
Let this serve as a caution to anyone who is thinking of applying to be an intern or a "special projects associate" with Bill and Hillary Clinton.
It's not going to go the way you think it will.
The best-case outcome is Monica Lewinsky.
The worst case is Vince Foster.
Don't say you weren't warned.
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