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Krystal Ball's Master Plan: Put Shock-Collar Hasan on Every Dem Stage – GOP Literally Begs Them To Do It

Krystal Ball thinks Hasan Piker should campaign with Democrats all over the country. Republicans completely agree with her.

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Meet Hasan Piker: nepo-nephew of Cenk Uygur, professional champagne socialist, and full-time hater of the country that made him rich.

This 'radical leftist' streamer has built a fat career doing what he claims to despise most:

  • Electrocutes his own dog with a shock collar for fun.  
  • Openly declared that America 'deserved' 9/11.  
  • Came back from his Cuba vacation gushing about how much better communism is than America (lol).  
  • Calls the U.S. a 'white nationalist country' on the regular.  
  • Spends his days screeching about the evils of capitalism … while dripping in Gucci and Cartier like a walking billboard for it.  
  • And of course, he’s a vocal fan of Luigi Mangione, the guy who assassinated the UnitedHealthcare CEO.

Nothing says 'principled revolutionary' quite like LARPing as Che Guevara from your luxury apartment, bankrolled by the very system you pretend to want to burn down. 

The hypocrisy is so thick you could spread it on toast.

In Krystal's world, this is an impressive resume. To working class Americans, this is loathsome. If you follow her absolute psycho husband on Twitter, Hasan probably looks almost sane though. 

For example, this was today's banger.

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Why is he checking out Marco Rubio's private area? Weird! Maybe he and Krystal are in a lavender marriage.

There are a few Democrats who aren't unconvinced.

Far be it for us to stop the Democrats when they are imploding. Please continue parading Hasan Piker everywhere. 

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These people hate America, democracy and the Jewish people.

Oh, it's going to be fun to watch. By the end of this, Democrats won't want to be seen within 100 feet of Hasan Piker.