'Life Comes at You FAST': VICIOUS Post Lays Out Day by Day How Quickly Eric Swalwell's Life Went to Crap

It certainly does seem to be raining crap all over Eric Swalwell.

Yeah, yeah, we know, we've said that a couple of other times, but it makes us giddy ... so sue us.

There's something inspiring about watching how quickly Swalwell's entire life turned to crap, and this post detailing his fall from political grace sums it all up PERFECTLY.

Guys, it hasn't even been a full week since we first started hearing about all of this crazy:

man, life comes at you fast:

Thurs, 4/9 - leading candidate for CA gov
Fri, 4/10 - sex abuse allegations drop
Sat, 4/11 - Pharma Bro releases sex worker video
Sat, 4/11 - Manhattan DA launches rape investigation
Sun, 4/12 - DHS launches nanny investigation
Sun, 4/12 - drops out… pic.twitter.com/1f6PTbSmq9
— Robert Sterling (@RobertMSterling) April 13, 2026

Post continues:

... of the governor's race
Mon, 4/13 - Swalwell resigns from Congress
This has got to be a land-speed record for the fastest political crash-out of all time, right?

Right.

So much karma, so little time.

pic.twitter.com/FCyaMgDBRz
— The Amish Texter™ ❌🇺🇸 (@the_amish_txtr) April 13, 2026

Dems had no use for him any longer. pic.twitter.com/FQ9IcM305h
— KD (@KirseyBelle) April 14, 2026

Yup. Otherwise, they would have just kept on protecting him, and the mainstream media would have continued to play along.

He should identify as an illegal alien and he'll become a Democrat hero all over again
— Domestic Extremist (@RussianMeddler) April 14, 2026

Oof.

Known for over a decade, taken out in a single weekend lol
— bedpost (@Cmin914725641) April 13, 2026

'Life Comes at You FAST': VICIOUS Post Lays Out Day by Day How Quickly Eric Swalwell's Life Went to Crap

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