It's been a little while since we heard from The Smartest Man Joe Biden KnowsTM. While we were grateful for the respite from the batpoop crazy, we kind of missed the entertainment.
But thanks to the Shawn Ryan podcast this week, we now have a whole new batch of Hunter Biden rantings to try to wrap our heads around.
Just in time for Christmas.
To start off, the Biden scion tried to play Tiny Tim for the holidays, lamenting to America that even though he is a Ukraine energy authority who got paid hundreds of thousands of dollars a month for his 'expertise,' not to mention a world-renowned painter, he is now $15 million in debt.
🚨 NEW: Hunter Biden Reveals He’s Nearly $15 Million in Debt
— Chief Nerd (@TheChiefNerd) December 22, 2025
“I’ve got $15 Million in debt that I have no idea that I'm going to be able to pay off … We have no generational wealth.” pic.twitter.com/MICyagej7A
Aww. Poor little guy. We should break out our orchestra of tiny violins.
We're not sure why Biden can't sell any more of his 'art' at $500,000 a pop to cover some of that debt. It might have something to do with no one needing access to his corrupt, senile father anymore.
But as heart-wrenching as Biden's financial woes may be, that was nothing compared to what he had to say about his infamous 'Laptop From Hell.'
According to Tiffany Gomas ... err, we mean Hunter Biden, that MF laptop is NOT REAL. Watch:
🚨 NEW: Hunter Biden Now Says His ‘Laptop From Hell’ Was Fabricated
— Chief Nerd (@TheChiefNerd) December 23, 2025
“There is no laptop … What they did is they cobbled together a stolen, concocted, fabricated, mishmash of digital information, largely, which is thousands and thousands and thousands of emails from 25 years. No… pic.twitter.com/llBbSBl7Cd
... No laptop could have held all of that.
Fabricated? Not real? LOL.
Was the computer repair shop he visited in a drugged-out stupor -- and then later sued -- fabricated as well?
Got it 🤣 pic.twitter.com/IMVeRq16o3
— BlackApple (@BlackApple) December 23, 2025
As George Costanza said to Jerry Seinfeld, 'It's not a lie ... if you believe it.'
Hunter gives you his word as a Biden. https://t.co/KxDxdx3hS9
— Western Lensman (@WesternLensman) December 23, 2025
HA!
And we all know what that's worth.
Who wants to tell him where emails are located and stored? https://t.co/7oIDOC3eJQ
— Raised on Liberty Av (@mijoinBaja) December 23, 2025
That might have been our favorite part of the whole clip, Biden claiming that it must be fake because there's no way a tiny little laptop could fit all those emails inside of it.
Pure Zoolander gold!
If Ryan really wanted to make everyone laugh, he would have played Also Sprach Zarathustra by Strauss while Biden was speaking.
Crack head thinks he has so much email it can’t fit in a laptop. 🤡 https://t.co/hTt21a0deC
— Dennis Watkins (@dwatkinsics) December 23, 2025
We couldn't make up this level of stupid if we tried.
If the files don’t fit, you must acquit https://t.co/BDRQsM51qa
— Meme Gene (@ofreacharound) December 23, 2025
LOL.
If Johnny Cochran were still with us, we have no doubt that he would sign up to lead Biden's defense team.
Still free basing crack it seems
— Tom Elliott (@tomselliott) December 23, 2025
If anyone believes that Biden is 'clean and sober,' we've got some prime beachfront property in Omaha, Nebraska, for sale.
He’s a terrible liar.
— SSGoodGirl (@USSGoodGirl) December 23, 2025
But a hilariously dumb one.
Remember the note found in Hunter’s apartment?@adamcarolla @ShawnRyan762 @ShawnRyanShow @HunterBiden https://t.co/DWQnvM9Mbd pic.twitter.com/oSNiEzVRm2
— The Great Timtini (@TheGreatTimtini) December 23, 2025
LOL.
Where is the 'creep on my brother's widow' entry on that list?
And there’s several million of you out there who will believe this https://t.co/JCao9h6lgN
— Mr Gibstack (@yetiglass25) December 23, 2025
OOF. Now, that is a scary thought.
But it's true. Many 'blue no matter who' voters will believe every word. Or at least pretend to.
"There is NO laptop." Hunter Biden
— Biologist & Thought Criminal Mike Kelley (@avalanchecom) December 23, 2025
What about those 51 Former Intelligence officials who penned the letter saying the laptop was Russian Disinformation?
Now the laptop does not even exist.
hmmmm.... https://t.co/mmpyXDwQAW
Someone should track down John Brennan to show him this clip and ask for a response.
Except, knowing Brennan, he's liable to fly off the handle and get violent.
“They” did it. https://t.co/u3fduQojD8
— TheMorningSpew2 (@TheMorningSpew2) December 23, 2025
HAHA. The shadowy, mysterious 'they.'
Paranoia is a well-known side effect of drug abuse, after all.
— HogHammer (@HogHammer1) December 23, 2025
Oh, snap!
OK, we just spit up our drink laughing, so let's wrap this one up.
We're not sure why Shawn Ryan gave this degenerate, corrupt, drug-addicted liar a platform to spout such ridiculous lies, but we kind of want to send him a thank-you letter.
If nothing else, Hunter Biden is always good for some hilarious laughs.
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