Serena Williams is very upset about a fake cotton plant decoration.
No, really.
We can only wish we had as much time as she apparently does to be upset over a fake plant. Seriously, who thinks like this? Oh wait, yeah ... we know.
Zeek Arkham's response to her 'not feeling great' about a fake plant is simply spectacular.
Take a look:
Dear Serena,
— Zeek Arkham 🇺🇸 (@ZeekArkham) September 26, 2025
I know exactly how you feel. I accidentally cut myself and I got a bag of cotton and some alcohol. I picked one and immediately, I could hear the cries of my ancestors toiling in a field. I fell to the floor, screaming and crying because I could feel their pain.… pic.twitter.com/J53riGOEx5
Post continues:
Out of nowhere, Harriet Tubman appeared and told me she could get me to freedom. Initially, I expressed confusion because I was in my own house and thought I was already free, but she pointed a musket at me and told me she wasn’t going to jeopardize lives. I agreed.
Anyway, I’m in Canada right now, trying to make my way back to New York. I feel all of your pain, though. Damned cotton!
Hugs,
Zeek
Heh.
"Doesn't feel great" pic.twitter.com/aaWs5OqBN1
— Meredith (@Opportunitweet) September 26, 2025
But that's different.
Or something.
This is what REAL cotton looks like and I’m a White guy who literally picks it for real!
— Bryan McNally (@4CatRanch) September 26, 2025
She was triggered by Hobby Lobby decorative cotton… lol pic.twitter.com/0CQNRJp3fF
Oh, and there's this as well; it doesn't even really look like cotton but go off, Serena.
Also, I'd like to publicly shame her for the cultural appropriation of Valley Girl hair. pic.twitter.com/H3HBuusDQR
— And Don't Call Me Shirley. (@Meme_Behavior) September 26, 2025
Like, YEAH!
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