Newsflash: Sheriff's spokeswoman Cindy Bachman doesn't know anything about Dorner situation

This press briefing by Cindy Bachman is a colossal train wreck.

— Stephanie Sigafoos (@ssigafoos) February 13, 2013

San Bernardino County Sheriff’s Department spokeswoman Cindy Bachman held a brief press conference to update reporters on the latest in the Christopher Dorner case as the Big Bear cabin where he was reportedly holed up burns to the ground.

Newsflash: She doesn’t know anything.

Cindy Bachman is the new leader in the world of "I don't know" press conferences.

— Hatchet (@HatchetHagearty) February 13, 2013

https://twitter.com/iSilvioTech/status/301498096494448640

https://twitter.com/BABYCAK3S/status/301495128139386880

Reporter: what day is it Cindy Bachman?
Cindy: i am not aware of this information

— thugger jackson (@The_Merchdog) February 13, 2013

So basically Cindy Bachman doesn't really know what's going in either

— PeteЯ (@LKBOfficial) February 13, 2013

At least she has other job prospects if things don’t work out at the sheriff’s office.

The Lakers need to hire Cindy Bachman to handle all media questions.

— Bill Simmons (@BillSimmons) February 13, 2013

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