In the annals of rationalizations for social justice thuggery, this babbling babble-thon from professional race hustler Michael Eric Dyson might just win him the gold medal of media moron-itude. Last seen chin-pulling over the Baltimore “unrest” at the White House Correspondents’ Dinner, he took to MSNBC to pontificate about the root causes of the riots: lead poisoning, municipal bond finance deals, and wealth disparities (you know, like the ones so ostentatiously on display at 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue).

Dyson’s just getting started.

In short, the thugs stealing toilet paper, Oreos, potato chips, and African hair salon supplies have nobody to blame but everybody and everything else.