The guy can’t catch a break. Troubled actor Dustin Diamond, who found fleeting success as “Screech” on TV show “Saved by the Bell,” was reportedly arrested outside of Milwaukee, Wisconsin, today on weapons charges.

Bail was set at $1,000, but he appears he couldn’t post it.

Snark ensued on a “slow news day.”

Oh, for crying out loud:

Just sad.

And the #FreeScreech movement begins…