Cue “Don’t Stand So Close to Me.” President Obama will be in the Rocky Mountain state today for a speech and fundraiser, but leading Colorado Democrats — including endangered incumbent candidates Sen. Mark Udall and Gov. John Hickenlooper — won’t be anywhere near the man with the reverse Midas Touch.
At least not in front of the cameras, anyway.
Here’s a hint at why Udall’s MIA:
Lean forward…toward the exits!
Break out the world’s tiniest violin: