And … they’re off! Black Friday got off to an early start. Mix long lines, hangovers, holiday tension, discounted electronics, and what does that spell? Like Taylor Swift warbled: Trouble, trouble, trouble.

https://twitter.com/nataliasv_/status/406290398722551808

https://twitter.com/beautybysiena/status/406278908644827136

https://twitter.com/ernestorossi_/status/406287527100694528

It’s not just at Walmart.

https://twitter.com/TreBornALegend/status/406292138251415552

https://twitter.com/Whoois54/status/406291632938835968

https://twitter.com/stacysouthardd/status/406291827751268352

More people who didn’t take a chill pill with their pumpkin pie:

https://twitter.com/Cesar_Valenzs/status/406225804578656256

https://twitter.com/Rachel_Hornee/status/406274391497248768

Oh, and as if the fire needed any more fuel, here come the union goons.

Good question:

https://twitter.com/meowinyourface/status/406289425216577536

Be careful out there.

Update: Sigh.