Stop, our aching sides! “Red Eye” favorite Lauren Sivan offered up that suggestion, in the form of a hilarious photo-slam. John Kerry: Turning Syria into Zzzzyria!
https://twitter.com/SandraProsper/status/375022092666028032
https://twitter.com/LaurenSivan/status/375023967347568641
Snicker. Or, Zzzznicker. Sivan wasn’t done slamming the highly-mockable Kerry.
@LaurenSivan has he had work done or is it me? #botox? #filler?
— Karla Cavalli (@KarlitaCavalli) September 4, 2013
https://twitter.com/LaurenSivan/status/375135063928619008
Heh. Sivan isn’t the only one who noticed the immoveable forehead:
Is John Kerry's face botoxed? On the Sunday news shows I noticed his eyes were droopy in addition to his nonmoving forehead.
— Cal Artist (@ArtistCal) September 2, 2013
I do not & will not accept John Kerry's Botoxed forehead! ✋
— Download BeeLine Travel App (@J_adoreDiDi) September 4, 2013
John Kerry's forehead has been immobilized with botox.
— Tampa (@S1CT) September 2, 2013
It looks as if there has been a chemical attack on Kerry's forehead. He has been exposed to a very potent neurotoxin – Botox.
— Matthew Schulman MD (@realdrschulman) September 1, 2013
I don't need UN inspectors to identify that potent neurotoxin that was used on Kerry's forehead – #botox pic.twitter.com/ZEwJ4d6rbX
— Matthew Schulman MD (@realdrschulman) September 1, 2013
The always brilliant Ace of Spades brings it all home.
John Kerry: I dream of one day having a Middle East as stable and imperturbable as my forehead
— Ursus, Director of Weather and Banana Programming (@AceofSpadesHQ) September 3, 2013
Zing!
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