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Women smothering boyfriends with killer boobs! Time for an assault breast ban?

Killer boobs? Was she wearing a high-capacity magazine bra? Or “magazine clips,” as President Obama would say. A woman in Washington state recently smothered her boyfriend with her killer rack, in a drunken brawl, reportedly.

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https://twitter.com/Marquez2Otto/status/291801301942169600

Twitter was buzzing with the boob-y news. Is it time for a waiting period for bazongas?

https://twitter.com/armandroff/status/291964724726349825

Simple motorboating, or something more sinister?

Others rally to ban these deadly assault breasts, which seem to be increasingly falling into the wrong hands.

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It’s an epidemic; it is happening in Germany, too!

https://twitter.com/kender1/status/291997038856503296

Don’t hold your breath for an answer from Piers. It takes him hours and hours to come up with rejoinders. Plus, he’s far too busy madly crumpling paper in a fit of hissy. Oh, no! That’s ammunition: You can stuff bras with that.

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