#INeedFeminismBecause: Empowerment! Women using lady smarts pummel lady parts peddlers

Heh. See, grievance mongering “feminists” are at it again. This time, with pictures! Words are hard.

https://twitter.com/CRmanda/status/278214887623229441

If you have one, put a laugh track over this. http://t.co/lujhEZ2M It's "Why I need feminism." A lot of these are just ridiculous.

— Brandon Morse (@TheBrandonMorse) December 10, 2012

https://twitter.com/lovelycharley/status/278194241874825216

Get ready for your sides to ache: Here are some examples of the utter absurdity. When one reduces oneself to girly bits only, it’s really hard to use thinkies, evidently.

https://twitter.com/ispeakstanzas/status/277312918704492544

https://twitter.com/vickianapena/status/278194939635052545

I need feminism so I don't have to provide my marital status for a food order: RT @saritajoan: #whyineedfeminism pic.twitter.com/8tntjGYe

— Destroy The Joint (@JointDestroyer) December 10, 2012

Pitiful. The mocking was swift and awesome.

https://twitter.com/onetonturtle/status/278198554697269252

look at the other link I posted. Incredicble "I need feminism because if I wear a mini dress men stare at me" WTF?!?! @Morduin00

— Lady Patriot (@LadyPatriot4USA) December 10, 2012

https://twitter.com/LilMissRightie/status/278194275760619521

#WaronWomen Because some "womyn" aren't taught to spell http://t.co/9Np29xFC

— Lady Patriot (@LadyPatriot4USA) December 10, 2012

If you have one, put a laugh track over this. http://t.co/lujhEZ2M It's "Why I need feminism." A lot of these are just ridiculous.

— Brandon Morse (@TheBrandonMorse) December 10, 2012

Ridiculous and the antithesis of actual feminism. Empowering? Not so much.

Women who know that their lady parts include, you know, brains were quick to attempt to teach these “feminists” a little something about reality. And true empowerment. These women refuse to shroud themselves in a veil of victim-hood, and don’t feign outrage if a man notices that she is attractive. The horror!

Take it away, ladies!

https://twitter.com/RepubGrlProbs/status/278209468611825666

#INeedFeminismBecause I desperately need a practical application for my degree in Women's Studies.

— Rebecca Ann (@RebeccaAnn81) December 10, 2012

#INeedFeminismBecause I almost voted for Romney because of the lousy unemployment rate 4 women. Instead I voted w/my ladyparts. PHEW! Close1

— AW (@ArtbyAWOHS) December 10, 2012

#INeedFeminismBecause demonizing men helps me elevate myself.

— Liz Wheeler (@Liz_Wheeler) December 10, 2012

https://twitter.com/Berrygirl82/status/278208256076304385

#INeedFeminismBecause I can't think for myself or make my own choices, I need them to tell me what to think

— FIRE Them All?2020 (@SandraHartle) December 10, 2012

#INeedFeminismBecause it would be called crazy if I wanted to wear a vagina suit without it

— ?P8T? (@passion8turk) December 10, 2012

https://twitter.com/Berrygirl82/status/278216799957442561

https://twitter.com/JamieJasper/status/278218513112506369

#INeedFeminismBecause dividing a nation by class, race, and gender is the best way for government to control people.

— Liz Wheeler (@Liz_Wheeler) December 10, 2012

#INeedFeminismBecause I need someone to ignore all of the misogyny coming out of the Democrat party.

— AW (@ArtbyAWOHS) December 10, 2012

Yes, what about that “feminists?”

#INeedFeminismBecause I am not smart enough to figure out how to add value & no one would hire me otherwise.

— Mary Johnson (@WillsBossyMom) December 10, 2012

#INeedFeminismBecause because victimization is the new "empowered."

— Dana Loesch (@DLoesch) December 10, 2012

Bingo. Men who aren’t afraid of strong women, who have no need to rely on Big Daddy Government for everything, also weigh in.

#INeedFeminismBecause it reminds me that there are people out there who want me to stop appreciating how hot you look, and you look hot.

— Brandon Morse (@TheBrandonMorse) December 10, 2012

#INeedFeminismBecause equality isn't equal unless I'm getting some kind of advantage.

— phil that remains (@philthatremains) December 10, 2012

https://twitter.com/RightWingNerd/status/278207861186764800

#INeedFeminismBecause When I majored in Feminist studies, I didn't realize that identity politicking isn't a viable career choice.

— Rex Maclunkey (@TrentonPowers) December 10, 2012

https://twitter.com/Mike_Behrens/status/278219279256678400

And these two ladies sum it all up.

#INeedFeminismBecause American women do not have equal opportunity to achieve whatever they want, to make their decisions…oh wait.

— Liz Wheeler (@Liz_Wheeler) December 10, 2012