Aching sides! Fauxcahontas Warren begs for cash; blames campaign debt on coffee, pizza

Lori Ziganto | 2:35 PM on December 09, 2012

No, really. Even post-election, Elizabeth Warren is continuing her “Sitting Bull” ways.

https://twitter.com/beasting_butler/status/277589958888398848

She should have saved money by serving up some of her plagiarized Pow Wow Chow recipes!

From a Warren campaign email, via Breitbart.com :

For example, we knew we would have to buy a LOT of coffee and pizza all across the Commonwealth for our volunteers. After all, we’ve been proud beyond words to have one of the scrappiest, toughest grassroots armies ever assembled in Massachusetts or even the country — and a grassroots army moves on coffee and pizza…

But one of the results of our embarrassment of riches was, well I’ll come out and say it — we ended up with a little bit of debt… we need a little more money to pay off our final bills. Can you help one more time?

Oh, that dastardly pizza and coffee! Why do cheesy goodness and the dark nectar known as coffee hate Native Americans?

RT @CHueyBurnsRCP Campaign over, but Elizabeth Warren emails supporters asking for more $$: "We ended up with a little bit of debt"

— Mike Memoli (@mikememoli) December 4, 2012

A “little bit” of debt. No big whoop! She didn’t build that! Twitter did build something, though: Hilarious mockery.

She raised record sums of money, but @ElizabethforMA is deep in debt. She should find federal budgeting a snap. http://t.co/6GYVfl7v

— Jeff Jacoby (@Jeff_Jacoby) December 6, 2012