President Obama sure does have a laser-like focus … on your “lady parts!” President Obama held a rally in Virginia today and he used it to claim that now we are moving forward again because of the latest jobs report. Or something.
“Today, I believe that as a nation, we are moving forward again.”—President Obama in Fairfax, VA
— Barack Obama (@BarackObama) October 5, 2012
Really? Numbers are hard. Mitt Romney serves out a bit of truth.
Today’s disappointing unemployment report is not what a real recovery looks like. We can’t afford another four years like the last.
— Mitt Romney (@MittRomney) October 5, 2012
Indeed. But that didn’t stop President Obama from rallying for delusions in Virginia today.
“After losing about 800,000 jobs a month when I took office, our businesses have now added 5.2 million new jobs over the past 2.5 years.”
— Barack Obama (@BarackObama) October 5, 2012
And Pres Obama warns GOP today's unemployment news "not an excuse to talk down the economy to score a few political points."
— Mark Knoller (@markknoller) October 5, 2012
Oh, our sides! President Demagoguery is lecturing on political points? And he “feels your pain.”
Obama in Virginia campaigns on jobs number says seen too much pain to turn back the clock blasts another round of topdown economics
— Andrea Mitchell (@mitchellreports) October 5, 2012
Hurl. Twitter users aren’t buying it.
Four years and $820 billion later, Obama got the unemployment rate all the way down to the one we had when he took office. #forward
— Sunny McSunnyface (@sunnyright) October 5, 2012
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@jimgeraghty as we've always said
— Ursus, Director of Weather and Banana Programming (@AceofSpadesHQ) October 5, 2012
President Obama then pivoted to some sexist pandering and using of women, natch. That’s how he rolls.
Pres Obama slammed Romney for opposing contraceptive care coverage for women – "which is vital for women's health."
— Mark Knoller (@markknoller) October 5, 2012
Yeah, no, it’s not. But the truth doesn’t matter when you have “lady parts” in your laser-y sights.
"I don’t think a working mom in Arlington (VA.) should have to wait to get a mammogram because money’s tight," the pres told his rally.
— Mark Knoller (@markknoller) October 5, 2012
Obama at a VA rally says economic issues that effect women did not get enough attention at Wednesday's debate.
— Caroline Horn (@CNHorn) October 5, 2012
Translation: That’s why he blew the debate. He wasn’t able to let out his misogynist to tell women to vote like their lady parts depend on it. Because, he has nothing else. He didn’t give anything, besides his shoes, attention, because he couldn’t.
https://twitter.com/CuffyMeh/status/254021102316179457
He was far too busying flailing and floundering. If only he could have used women, as usual! Then he would have totally won the debate. Pesky women.
Then he uttered this knee-slapping line:
https://twitter.com/utaustinliberal/status/254244269630574592
To quote Obama: “Uh … um …”
#WarOnWomen RT @FreeBeacon: Equal work for equal pay? Not in Obama's White House http://t.co/29395ro9 or his campaign http://t.co/Mdz12Q6p
— Andrew Bair (@ProLifePolitics) October 5, 2012
And from lady parts to Elmo.
Pres Obama again mentioned Big Bird and Elmo – as targets of Mitt Romney's budget cuts.
— Mark Knoller (@markknoller) October 5, 2012
RT @MelissaTweets: RT @donsurber: Obama is now defending Big Bird and your lady parts. He's phoning it in folks.
— Mickey White (@BiasedGirl) October 5, 2012
Phoning it in, indeed.
https://twitter.com/utaustinliberal/status/254240142171193345
And he’s laughing if you pick up the phone. You’ve come a long way, baby.
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