Fresh on the heels of several gaffetastic moves by Vice President Biden, plus some true-to-form vile race-baiting, comes a meeting between President Obama, Vice President Biden and Secretary of State Hillary Clinton.
https://twitter.com/adamsbaldwin/status/236110952418922496
Oh, boy! Joe is in the doghouse! No cookies for you, Joe!
Until Obama yells, "Release the gimp!" RT @jpodhoretz @edhenryTV Is Biden gagged during the meetings?
— Jonah Goldberg (@JonahDispatch) August 16, 2012
Of course, this led to speculation that Biden would be replaced with Hillary Clinton.
Will Obama put bumbling biden in chains today? Both Hill & Joe meeting withBHO. I wonder what that conversation could be about? #p2
— Rock (@RockTheGoodAg) August 16, 2012
Is Today the Day? http://t.co/cVPchArR via @sharethis Obama-Biden-Clinton meeting…HUMMM…could @sarahpalinusa BE RIGHT YET AGAIN??!!
— PaMom (@PaMom4Pups) August 16, 2012
While waiting to see if the speculation pans out, happy warriors on Twitter decided to offer things that are likely to be overheard at this meeting. And they are pure gold, Jerry. GOLD.
Overheard at Biden-Obama-Clinton meeting: "No, Joe, I will NOT pull your finger. Stop asking."
— John Hayward (@Doc_0) August 16, 2012
"Joe, I'm not going to tell the Marines to write a song called "Hail to the Vice-Chief". #OverheardAtBidenObamaClintonMeeting
— Drew McCoy (@_Drew_McCoy_) August 16, 2012
"You idiots really screwed this up." "sorry ma'am" #OverheardAtBidenObamaClintonMeeting
— ¡El Sooopèrr! ن c137 (@SooperMexican) August 16, 2012
#OverheardAtBidenObamaClintonMeeting "So, when they put in those hair plugs, how far do you think they drilled down?"
— jon gabriel (@exjon) August 16, 2012
#OverheardAtBidenObamaClintonMeeting No, Joe, I don't care if you really *don't* want to spend more time with your family.
— John Hayward (@Doc_0) August 16, 2012
@Doc_0 #OverheardAtBidenObamaClintonMeeting "I told you before, Joe – I don't know how the sharpener knows the pencil is in it."
— David Burge (@iowahawkblog) August 16, 2012
#OverheardAtBidenObamaClintonMeeting Yes, Joe, she gets your plane if she takes over. But you can keep the magic veep tie tacks.
— John Hayward (@Doc_0) August 16, 2012
#OverheardAtBidenObamaClintonMeeting "If I'm being honest, Joe, Hillary's fake, condescending "black" affectation is better than yours."
— Winston (@WakeUpWinston) August 16, 2012
#OverheardAtBidenObamaClintonMeeting”You can’t have fruit loops for lunch Joe, that’s weird.” “Don’t bother Hillary, he eats them everyday”
— Ryan Jones (@rjPHX) August 16, 2012
"Are you my mommy?" #OverheardAtBidenObamaClintonMeeting
— Drew McCoy (@_Drew_McCoy_) August 16, 2012
https://twitter.com/rightreality/status/236115686525661184
"For the love of God we don't want to hear how much you like playing the patient with "Dr." Jill" #OverheardAtBidenObamaClintonMeeting
— Drew McCoy (@_Drew_McCoy_) August 16, 2012
#OverheardAtBidenObamaClintonMeeting Joe, You're not a little teapot. Stop singing that song
— joe warner (@jwarner180) August 16, 2012
#OverheardAtBidenObamaClintonMeeting For the last time Joe….. put your pants on
— MAST (@PuroPincheLeeds) August 16, 2012
#OverheardAtBidenObamaClintonMeeting "What do you mean 'you ate all the candy?' Joe, those were paint chips!"
— jon gabriel (@exjon) August 16, 2012
The giggles! They won’t stop! Keep them coming, Twitter. We suspect some of these overheard remarks were actually uttered at some point. That’s what happens when you choose an old plagiarist dude with doll hair as your vice president.
Update: A second hashtag is making the hilarious rounds.
#ObamaBidenLunchTopics Obama tells Joe to let MSNBC handle the race-baiting as "They're much better at it than you are."
— Derek Hunter (@derekahunter) August 16, 2012
https://twitter.com/amylutz4/status/236120332690395137
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