Guys, this is an actual article. From ABC News.

Nooooo. That cannot be! That scoop will surely DESTROY President-elect Trump!

Is this real life?

Whew! Good thing the media are on the case about all that “fake news” and all. So that “real journalists” have time to cover BOMBSHELLS like that one!

ABC, you are getting some much-deserved mockery for this one.

Speaking of Autopen …

And back to the constant media pearl-clutchy freak-outs:

Yep. Thanks for that, ABC. How proud you must be!

That was some beautiful snark right there. Much more to come, we’re sure. The media, like Democrats (well, same thing really) are very sore losers. Also, you know, they lie.

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