Wow. Not a cult indeed. That sure is a good emetic, isn’t it? Well, cleanse your palate with some truthful Hillary Clinton-inspired valentines, courtesy of America Rising.

Hillary won’t like these #HillaryCandyHearts, but we think they are delicious:

Do you have more ideas, Twitchy readers? Send your favorites to us on Twitter using #HillaryCandyHearts. We can’t wait to see them! (Snickering madly in anticipation.)