No, but really. Take a gander at this updated Ellen DeGeneres Oscars selfie:

Gasping for breath! The tweet has nearly 2,000 retweets and counting.

Twitter got a good start on that yesterday.

It’s up there!

But an exit warning:



Drew Carey has HAD IT; What he’s doing about craven Hollywood, North Korea will make you fist pump

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Does this flashback reminder put feckless Hollywood in blistering perspective? (Boy, does it!)

Newt Gingrich says Sony hack by North Korea is ‘cyberwar’ and we lost

#GamerGate points out the ‘delicious irony’ of Seth Rogen

Rob Lowe likens Hollywood to one of history’s most famous ‘appeasers’

‘Disgraceful’: Judd Apatow slams theaters’ decision to pull ‘The Interview’

‘Nutless weasels’: US theater chains take a beating for yanking ‘Interview’; Updated

Hooray for Pyongyangwood’! Vague threats drive studio to scrap another NK-set film

Don’t expect these #BadSonyPitches to get the green light

‘Lawyers ruin everything.’ Was Sony’s cancellation of ‘The Interview’ the smart legal move?

MSM reporting that North Korea is behind the Sony hack. But where’s the evidence?

Ellen DeGeneres breaks retweet record with star-packed #Oscars selfie; Obama faithful grief stricken