Wait … what?

Oh, he was serious. Deadly serious with the emphasis on deadly, sadly.

Mixed message is putting it mildly. It’s more like utterly befuddled and dangerous incompetence at work. Well, at least the work part is something new.

https://twitter.com/EurAsiaMarket/status/507100308204703744

That was so ten seconds ago, guys.

Ludicrous.

Yep.

Ding, ding, ding!

What’s next?

And an excellent question:

Here is a new slogan for Obama:

And an exit point for the president:

Bingo.