Ha! Yes. On the plus side, at least it was only their shirts that were missing. As Twitchy reported, RHCP bassist Flea threatened to show his junk during the Super Bowl halftime performance.
This information from Mary Katharine Ham might make y’all even more grateful that didn’t happen.
Flea is 51. You're welcome.
— Mary Katharine Ham (@mkhammer) February 3, 2014
Oh dear. Day? Ruined! Way to make us all feel old, Mary Katharine!
“@mkhammer: Flea is 51. You're welcome.” Thanks Mk. As if losing 3 hrs of my life w that game wasnt bad enough. Now i feel REALLY damn old
— matt plumer (@Couchgaiting) February 3, 2014
She wasn’t alone, though. Others, including Fox News’ Janice Dean, offered up that distressing tidbit as well.
— Scott Conroy (@ScottFConroy) February 3, 2014
Note to fellow Gen Xers: Kiedis and Flea are 51 years old.
— Rory Cooper (@rorycooper) February 3, 2014
Holy crap. Anthony Kiedis and Flea are both 51 years old. Time flies.
— Fingers Malloy (@FingersMalloy) February 3, 2014
Wow Flea is 51. Super hot #chilipeppers
— Janice Dean (@JaniceDean) February 3, 2014
— Matt Mackowiak (@MattMackowiak) February 3, 2014
Really I just wish Flea had a wardrobe. Come on, dude, you're 51 …
— kenny smith (@kennysmith) February 3, 2014
@mkhammer I'm 51 too Mcat. At least I can put on my shirt
— Adam Falk (@CoachFalk) February 3, 2014
Flea and Anthony Kiedis are both 51. Enjoy laying in bed trying to sleep tonight knowing the anti establishment is now in the AARP
— Duffy on WCMF (@DuffyOnWCMF) February 3, 2014
Curses, you! And if that wasn’t bad enough, AARP entered the mix itself:
— AARP (@AARP) February 3, 2014
Boom(er)! Or something. Sigh.