No. No, he doesn’t want to do that, apparently.

https://twitter.com/MikeySallzz/status/425733780569993217

Keep waiting!

But … but … Governor Christie or something.

Petty and progressive. Can you spot the trend? The always genius @ExJon did:

Dead-on, sir!

Snicker.

Another Twitter user offered up more trend examples:

And for the exit win, an explanation:

Perfect.

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