They really are quite yummy, as Martha Plimpton helped point out with her whining after A&E announced that Phil Robertson is back on “Duck Dynasty.”
But, the tears aren’t just delicious! They are also useful:
I need more liberal tears so I can oil my rifles
— james gro (@jim_gro) December 27, 2013
I lubricate my rifle with liberal tears
— Jesi Marsh (@JesiMarsh) December 26, 2013
A fabulous photo is making the rounds. Need a late Christmas gift? Check this out:
— Armed N ODangerous (@ILamy7) December 27, 2013
— Mickey White (@BiasedGirl) December 29, 2013
— BFD (@BigFatDave) December 26, 2013
— #MentalHealthGunGrab (@Minutemaniac) December 26, 2013
And the supply is seemingly endless!
Thank you, #NewAEShows for the fresh supply of Liberal tears. My supply was running low after Phil Robertson got unsuspended.
— Trump Delenda Est (@JNStarking) December 29, 2013
Rest assured, everyone can enjoy tasty liberal tears even if you aren’t a gun owner. Here’s how:
— Becky (@fightorfight) December 27, 2013
— GayPatriot™ (@GayPatriot) December 27, 2013
Beautiful and schadenfreudelicious.