They really are quite yummy, as Martha Plimpton helped point out with her whining after A&E announced that Phil Robertson is back on “Duck Dynasty.”

But, the tears aren’t just delicious! They are also useful:


A fabulous photo is making the rounds. Need a late Christmas gift? Check this out:


Another entry:

And the supply is seemingly endless!


Rest assured, everyone can enjoy tasty liberal tears even if you aren’t a gun owner. Here’s how:

Beautiful and schadenfreudelicious.


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Martha Plimpton: ‘A&E went through all the trouble of suspending that bigot guy for a week’

What bias? You won’t believe what Denver Post called Phil Robertson of ‘Duck Dynasty’ [pic]

Sweet schadenfreude! With Phil Robertson back on ‘Duck Dynasty,’ is GLAAD meltdown imminent?

GLAAD tolerance bullies slammed for campaign of lies against ‘Duck Dynasty’ star

GLAAD issues statement on Phil Robertson’s return to ‘Duck Dynasty’

Piers Morgan: First Amendment shouldn’t protect ‘vile bigots’ like ‘Duck Dynasty’ star Phil Robertson

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