They really are quite yummy, as Martha Plimpton helped point out with her whining after A&E announced that Phil Robertson is back on “Duck Dynasty.”
But, the tears aren’t just delicious! They are also useful:
I need more liberal tears so I can oil my rifles
— james gro (@jim_gro) December 27, 2013
I lubricate my rifle with liberal tears
— Jesi Marsh (@JesiMarsh) December 26, 2013
Snicker.
A fabulous photo is making the rounds. Need a late Christmas gift? Check this out:
https://twitter.com/ZGGTR/status/417321040558448641
Love it! #LiberalTears pic.twitter.com/zGZxpyNmra
— Armed N ODangerous (@ILamy7) December 27, 2013
Awesome. 😉 RT @ZGGTR: @KurtSchlichter http://t.co/uRcAcGcg5U
— Mickey White (@BiasedGirl) December 29, 2013
https://twitter.com/LolaGOP/status/416938864218243072
https://twitter.com/OakRidgeStars/status/416639650703212544
Gasping!
Another entry:
@Minutemaniac
I just realized that my #OpenCarry rig from @DL_Rebecca will fit the match gun.
I'll refill the bottle! pic.twitter.com/g5ucVnWCRc— BFD (@BigFatDave) December 26, 2013
@BigFatDave @DL_Rebecca Liberal Tears CLP. Best product on the market!
— #MentalHealthGunGrab (@Minutemaniac) December 26, 2013
And the supply is seemingly endless!
Thank you, #NewAEShows for the fresh supply of Liberal tears. My supply was running low after Phil Robertson got unsuspended.
— Trump Delenda Est (@JNStarking) December 29, 2013
Heh.
Rest assured, everyone can enjoy tasty liberal tears even if you aren’t a gun owner. Here’s how:
@GayPatriot I love the taste of liberal tears right before New Years. @TPM @joshtpm
— Becky (@fightorfight) December 27, 2013
Use this cup to drink them from
RT @fightorfight I love taste of liberal tears right before New Years @TPM @joshtpm pic.twitter.com/2k2EiYmIk0— GayPatriot™ (@GayPatriot) December 27, 2013
Beautiful and schadenfreudelicious.
Related:
Dunce Dem Rep. idiotically sneers at A&E, ‘Duck Dynasty bigot’
Martha Plimpton: ‘A&E went through all the trouble of suspending that bigot guy for a week’
What bias? You won’t believe what Denver Post called Phil Robertson of ‘Duck Dynasty’ [pic]
Sweet schadenfreude! With Phil Robertson back on ‘Duck Dynasty,’ is GLAAD meltdown imminent?
GLAAD tolerance bullies slammed for campaign of lies against ‘Duck Dynasty’ star
GLAAD issues statement on Phil Robertson’s return to ‘Duck Dynasty’
Twitchy coverage of “Duck Dynasty”
