Helvetica?! We hardly know her!
He is totally serious, you guys. As Twitchy readers know, font choices do matter!
Hoppus has made his love for Helvetica known before:
Or what about ZapfHumnst?! Although, that can be made to sound lecherous: ZapfHumnst all night long. So there’s that.
And get the hell off his lawn.
Not so fast, buddy.
HE SAID GOOD DAY!
Yes. More please.