Bada-zing! Mary Katharine blasted John Kerry as only she can. As Twitchy reported, Secretary of State Kerry made the case for Syria strikes by claiming they would be “unbelievably small.”
Ugh. RT @dansenor: This is depressing. RT@JeffreyGoldberg: One way not to scare your enemy is to promise him an "unbelievably small" war.
— Dan McLaughlin (@baseballcrank) September 9, 2013
Shorter Obama administration: Syria is a huge test for US and international community that requires an incredibly small response.
— Drew McCoy (@_Drew_McCoy_) September 9, 2013
No, for serious. He said that. With what we assume was a straight face. Of course, Kerry’s face doesn’t actually move, at least his forehead doesn’t, so a straight face isn’t too difficult for him.
Enter Mary Katharine Ham, who combined “small” Kerry mockery with the report that stated Obama is seeking action that is “just muscular enough to not get mocked.”
Twitter users giggled madly. We are all 12 years old now.
https://twitter.com/weirdralph/status/377060237405995009
"Unbelievably small" is definitely not "just muscular enough not to get mocked."
— Gabriel Malor (@gabrielmalor) September 9, 2013
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Snicker.
@GregGutfeld, she's talking about you again. MT @mkhammer: Can something be "unbelievably small" AND just muscular enough not to get mocked?
— Underdog (@rdbrewer4) September 9, 2013
Double snicker.
Then came Rep. Stockman to bring home the win:
White House issues correction. "Unbelievably small" strategy is their job growth plan.
— Steve Stockman (@SteveWorks4You) September 9, 2013
Bam!
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