Bada-zing! Mary Katharine blasted John Kerry as only she can. As Twitchy reported, Secretary of State Kerry made the case for Syria strikes by claiming they would be “unbelievably small.”

No, for serious. He said that. With what we assume was a straight face. Of course, Kerry’s face doesn’t actually move, at least his forehead doesn’t, so a straight face isn’t too difficult for him.

Enter Mary Katharine Ham, who combined “small” Kerry mockery with the report that stated Obama is seeking action that is “just muscular enough to not get mocked.

Twitter users giggled madly. We are all 12 years old now.

https://twitter.com/weirdralph/status/377060237405995009

Snicker.

Double snicker.

Then came Rep. Stockman to bring home the win:

Bam!

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