As Twitchy reported Monday morning, President Obama is laying out his “vision” for “smarter government.” We know: Our sides won’t stop aching either. 

Ask (or pitifully pander with pathetic campaign-like promises) and ye shall receive, President Obama! Iowahawk graciously offers up some suggestions for efficiency.


Fellow happy warriors join in with other ideas:

Bam! Keep the much-needed suggestions coming, Twitter. Clearly, President Smarty Pants needs help in the, you know, smarts department.


‘My sides!’ Obama to lay out ‘vision’ for ‘smarter government’; Twitter envisions mockery