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Know-nothings: Holder echoes Obama; We totally find out stuff when we read it in newspaper

Precious. Attorney General Holder parroted Obama today when he said that he totally finds out about stuff only when he reads it in the newspaper. Remember, President Liar Pants claimed that he only found out about the IRS’ targeting of conservatives from “news reports.”

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The Smartest Man Alive and his administration know nothing, you see. Nuthin’! They have no idea what is going on, ever, until they read it in the papers or see it on the news. Evidently, Holder hasn’t been reading much, since his mantra today was “I don’t know.”

And there’s more! According to Holder, the White House only found out about the AP phone records scandal from guess where? That’s right: Newspapers!

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Oh, our aching sides. Well, it would be hilarious if it wasn’t so chilling.

https://twitter.com/samgustin/status/334738636316741632

https://twitter.com/_MissRandi/status/334739104220737536

https://twitter.com/_MissRandi/status/334740680607924226

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https://twitter.com/rorycooper/status/334738892513239040

https://twitter.com/KiraAynDavis/status/334738643690352640

Seriously.

But at least it is an explanation for something.

https://twitter.com/redsteeze/status/334745675474554883

Bingo.

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Pot, meet kettle: Holder blasts Rep. Darrell Issa as ‘shameful,’ calls conduct ‘unacceptable’; Update: Video added

‘I don’t know’: What does Eric Holder know about AP and recusals? He knows nuthin’, baby, nuthin’!

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